Thursday, July 29, 2010

LUNCH HOUR


Dah lunch? Kalau dah, pegi sambung keje balik. hehe.. Entry kali nk tgk beza org laki n perempuan time lunch. Korang baca la kat bwh ni..

Lelaki


1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk
3. Ambik Pinggan
4. Letak nasi
5. Letak Lauk
6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali
7. Makan
8. Habis
9. Balik Opis or
10. Pegi surau

Perempuan

1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan
3. Sempat mengumpat dulu
4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki
5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri.
6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu
7. Ramai orang, cari kedai lain.
8. Jalan lagi
9. Dah puas ati.masuk..
10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit.
11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan
12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. .
13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi
14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit
15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali
16. Buang balik nasi.banyak. .
17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput)
18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit
19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini
20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit
21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi
22. Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling
23. Ambil lauk
24. Pusing lagi
25. Carik sayur pulak!
26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit
27. Ke kaunter bayaran
28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan
29. Berbisik ngan kawan "alaamak byk la aku amik"
30. Sampai depan kaunter "berapa?"
31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah gambar2..
32. Keluarkan duit
33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)
34. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi
35. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk.
36. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!!
37. Cari tempat duduk lain
38. Jumpa.Duduk. .
39. Air tak order lagi
40. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung
41. Order air
42. Bangun
43. Amik sudu n garpu
44. Duduk
45. Minum air
46. Start makan
47. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan
48. Makan separuh..kenyang
49. Sebab dah minum air
50. Letak sudu, letak garpu
51. Pinggan tolak tepi
52. Kata makanan tak sedap
53. Borak2..tgk orang
54. Pukul 2, naik opis..
55. Ambik beg makeup, pegi surau!!

p/s: Betul ke ni? Senyum2 plak. Tak semua mcm ni kn.. hehe.. =)

63 comments:

sueIM said...

oandai2 jeh adam nieh ..
hahaha ,

pakcikLie said...

biasala kau Adam..cuba suwuh Hawa buat list..mesti kaum adam kena long listed plak !!

kiwi said...

hehe..cover..ye2 er je..tgk2 laki pling lame kt meja mkn...duk cter psl bola...ngeh2

unGu said...

sedap... tapi pose aaa

♥♥♥zakiah♥♥♥ said...

speechless baca.......
not me!!..=)

adam said...

sueIM: tak betul ek, haha.. :)

pakcikLie: jgn bg kaum hawa wat. takut lagi pnjg list utk kaum adam.. =)

kiwi: org laki citer pasal keje je.. ye ke? :D

unGu: slamat pose n berbuka :)

zakiah: kajian ni khusus utk wanita bekerja di Uganda, hahaha.. =)

Cik Jari said...

tipuuuu..tp pompuan mmg bny songeh skit sbb pompuan kan cantikkkkkkkk...

peaNut said...

ahahahahha...mmg ada fakta nya apa yg adam tulis ni..hehe

adam said...

Cik Jari: kalau dh suka, byk songeh pun tak pe.. :)

peaNut: fisrt women yg mengaku kat sini, haha.. =)

S..U..D..@..I..S said...

ehh 10:55 tak adil ni lelaki ambil sudu x tulis pun.....cerewet sangat ka pompuan.....sah suka perhati pompuan....hehe..

suzzsuzie said...

itu maknany perempuan sangat teliti..ta suka membazir..tak ambik nasik byk2 sbb ingat org belakang...betultak

adam said...

SUD@IS: suka perhati pompuan dahi licin, haha..

suzzsuzie: org laki pun tak suka membazir. mana yg tak abis bleh tolong abiskan, hihi.. :)

BezBuddy said...

:P

~Mika Darkness~ said...

hm... O_e

adam said...

BezBuddy: betul ek? hehe.. :)

~Mika Darkness~: diam tanda setuju, ahaha.. =)

touya said...

yang aku taw laki lagi lewat masuk kerja ada arrr

xkane said...

banyak juga perempuan kena buat...hahah..simple je hidup lelaki ni kan??

Rina (◕‿◕)✿ said...

ish2 mane ade. lelaki pon kuat gosip n jalan2 oke! :p

~misz syafa~ said...

tepat !!!!!!!
utk list gugurl itu...
ahahahaha

HaNTwO said...

hahah sokong2...

adam said...

touya: lewat masuk sbb pegi masjid, hehe.. =)

xkane: fitrah lelaki..

Rina: lelaki pun kuat gosip ek? btul2x. hihi :)

~misz syafa~: setuju la ni, haha..

HaNTwO: sokong jugak..

Ann said...

hehe betul lah......

adam said...

Ann: betul kot, hehe.. :)

sugar2 kapas strawberry said...

ahahahha..xdela smpai cmtu kot :)

adam said...

sugar2 kapas strawberry: no komen. hahaha.. =)

fizacaldina said...

amboi2 kaum adam ni..suka sgt kutuk kaum hawa yer...tp mmg tul pun..heheheeheh

noviana said...

hi3..
tak betul lah~~
XDD~~

meowwmania said...

amboii kemain lg ngutuk org pompuan yerk...

tiafazunia said...

hahahaha!
terbaek!

Ahmad Zaki said...

Assalamualaikum...

Sy juga pernah lihat keadaan sebegini. Yang lebih pantas dari berita terkini mmg diaorg.. Ni semua atas dasar pemerhatian keadaan sekeliling...

(Tanpa mengambil kira jantina),banyak orang keje "makan gaji", terutamanya yg keje kera jaan selalu makan tak habis, ambil nasi dan lauk punyalah banyak... Entah mazhab mana yg diaorg ikut, tiap kali makan mesti ada tinggalkan nasi dan lauk yg membukit. Minum airpun sama jg.Diaorg tak pernah hidup susah ataupun lupakan kesusahan, hanyut dlm kesenangan..., agaknyalah...


Jom baca artikel saya yg ada kaitan dengan soal pembaziran makanan :

http://smskey.blogspot.com/2010/07/makan-tak-habis.html

suhaila said...

hehehe...cam betul pulak apa yg adam tulis tu..

NiZaM Limited said...

Haha..pompuan memang..

kena tambah..masa lunch pon bnyk abis masa kat toilet..baiki mekap yg dah rusak..=p

Khairunnisa' said...

HAHAHA, saya more kepada lelaki kot. Except for jenguk lauk-mauk dahulu dan terus ambil nasi, order air dan terus bayar :)

seputih-salju-sakura said...

ahahaha...
lawaknyee..
msti pening pale nk lyan karenah org cmni kan...
yg xcerewet tu,,syabas la..

qistynacorner said...

hohoho, baek nyer n3... :P

kata hati bukan kata mulut said...

mcm tak betul je..huk3

molmolla said...

ahak!!! banyaknya aktiviti perempuan :)

eqacashperlala said...

amboiiii

tang pompan je panjang eyhhh :D

Shibebell Prissy said...

Hok laki pendek je. mau tang pmpn pjg berduyun.

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